Concertgoers say an attendee at a Los Angeles Philharmonic performance last week reportedly had a loud, full-body orgasm during Tchaikovsky’s Fifth Symphony. you think?
“I hate it when shows try to shhorn in public participation.”
Rakesh Bowen, systems analyst
“Well great, now my standing ovations don’t seem passionate enough.”
Wesley Ames, cosmetic tester
“They probably pretended it was for the benefit of the orchestra.”
Sherrilyn Gerlach, Complaints Officer
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