Gave money to the wrong movie. I wish I spent money on Mongol. I don't know why American thinks that other people are interested in their shitty history.

I guess I should be using a towel in the gym's locker room from now on.

It's true, infinite deposit

Man embarrassed after taking a bullet meant for the person behind him

He wanted to play cod

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