LA GRANGE, IL — Local grandmother Frances Hardy, who insisted the whole piece of fruit was way too decadent for someone like her, reportedly asked her family on Thursday if anyone would split a single strawberry. “Anyone want half of this — it’s way too big,” the 87-year-old said of the 0.5-ounce berry before cutting it in half and holding it in her trembling, bony hand. Please, someone help. One is too many for me. Come on, grab a plate. I would hate to see half a perfectly good strawberry go to waste.” According to sources, Hardy spent the next 10 minutes chewing the half strawberry, spitting it out and coughing as she made several failed attempts to swallow it.
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