SAN FRANCISCO — With yet another offering aimed at promoting men’s sense of well-being and self-confidence, health brand Hims announced Friday that it would launch a monthly gun delivery service for customers who refused to be emasculated any longer. “All you have to do is create a Hims account, answer a few questions about how society has robbed you of your manhood and someone has to pay a high price, and we’ll provide you with a gun every month that suits you,” he said. CEO Andrew Dudum, explaining that customers can easily bundle their Hims mental health and hair loss prevention products with a 9mm Glock or an AR-15 delivered to their front door in a discreet package. “Did you know that six out of 10 men say a feminized America has taken everything that is rightfully theirs? Fortunately, there are many different calibers and magazine sizes to help. And we want men to know that they should not be ashamed to get help with their violent tendencies.” In addition to a firearm’s ability to help clients regain control when they’ve had enough of the world, Dudum added that for certain men, holding a loaded gun remained the only effective treatment for erectile dysfunction.