BELLEVUE, NE – A cry of terror escaped her lips as she buried her face in her hands. Local mum Patricia Dutton was reportedly heartbroken on Friday to see her daughter looking so fat in her coffin. “No, no, no – she’s almost bulging out of the thing!” said Dutton, whose shoulders began to shake uncontrollably when she saw the unflattering dress her late 29-year-old daughter was buried in, noting that the garment “didn’t do her tummy any good” and was “much too low-cut to boot. ” “This is every mother’s worst nightmare: burying their child before they reach their goal weight. It’s the last time I’ll ever see her, and oh how huge she looks. Why would you do this to me, God? Why? Why?!” At press time, funeral attendees had to pull the sobbing woman off the coffin after she wouldn’t stop trying to brush her daughter’s hair off her face.
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