WASHINGTON — Frustrations reportedly mounted among his fellow justices Thursday when Supreme Court oral arguments were again interrupted by Clarence Thomas receiving a live cheetah as a gift from a donor. “The court finds that the defendant… oh, come on, Clarence, really? That’s the third this week,” Chief Justice John Roberts said as Supreme Court Marshal entered the chamber with a 150-pound adult cheetah at his head, wearing an oversized red bow around its neck and a tag that read: ” Dear, Harlan.” “Can you get that thing out of here? Your cheetahs make it hard to concentrate on what the lawyers are saying. And don’t let him have his way on the couch. It’s impossible to get that smell out if it once set in the mahogany Please have your exotic pets delivered to your home like the rest of us do, or be like [Justice] Amy [Coney Barrett] and request that your billionaire donors pay you exclusively in jewelry. At press time, reports confirmed that Judge Neil Gorsuch was stealthily trying to drive off the Marshal, who re-entered the courtroom with a birdcage holding a rare hyacinth macaw.