Yoda bungles five classic pranks

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By Webdesk


1.

Two melons are in love. But they don’t run away and get married. Why?

Because they can’t run away.

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2.

I am on a seafood diet. Food I see; eat it i do.

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3.

I feel a lot of fear in six. Fear of seven. Why?

Because nine ate seven.

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4.

YODA: Knock Knock.

LUKE: Who is there?

YODA: Banana.

LUKE: Banana who?

YODA: Knock Knock.

LUKE: Who is there?

YODA: Banana.

LUKE: Banana who?

YODA: Knock Knock.

LUKE: Who is there?

YODA: Banana.

LUKE: Can we wrap this up?

YODA: You must have patience. Knock Knock.

LUKE: Who is there?

YODA: Banana.

LUKE: Banana who?

YODA: Knock Knock.

LUKE: Who is there?

YODA: Orange.

LUKE: Orange who?

YODA: Don’t be happy, I didn’t say that banana, hmmm?

Note: Yoda also reversed the order of punches.

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5.

My wife, please!





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