1.
Two melons are in love. But they don’t run away and get married. Why?
Because they can’t run away.
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2.
I am on a seafood diet. Food I see; eat it i do.
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3.
I feel a lot of fear in six. Fear of seven. Why?
Because nine ate seven.
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4.
YODA: Knock Knock.
LUKE: Who is there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Banana who?
YODA: Knock Knock.
LUKE: Who is there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Banana who?
YODA: Knock Knock.
LUKE: Who is there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Can we wrap this up?
YODA: You must have patience. Knock Knock.
LUKE: Who is there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Banana who?
YODA: Knock Knock.
LUKE: Who is there?
YODA: Orange.
LUKE: Orange who?
YODA: Don’t be happy, I didn’t say that banana, hmmm?
Note: Yoda also reversed the order of punches.
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5.
My wife, please!